Money tree.

I don't know, man. My pressure suit is a little frayed around the elbows. I don't even know where I left my magnetic boots. We're probably not ready for that, but ... if you insist. Jesus.

Ah, hello. Band meeting. Joe's here, that's all I can confirm. No one else wants to go on the record, including Marvin (my personal robot assistant), though he has appeared on at least one of our records, truth be told. (Forgive the double-entendre.) We've been tossing around ideas for generating a little cash, as the Big Green collective has been struggling a bit of late. The obvious remedy would be another tour, probably of the interstellar variety, but as I was saying earlier, our gear is threadbare as hell and we don't even have a line on a spaceship rental. God knows what we would cross that trackless void in this time around.

Well, to be sure, the lure of money drives humankind to desperate means. We could probably wrangle a string of marginal gigs between Neptune and Aldebaran, though I'm not clear on how lucrative the exercise would turn out to be. The exchange rate on Quatloos is in the toilet these days. And between the two of us, I'm getting a little long in the tooth for space travel - not sure I could hold my breath long enough to get to Neptune, to say nothing of destinations beyond the Kuiper Belt. Also ... we're short a guitar player. Just saying.



Not that playing gigs is the only way to shake the money tree. Every musician runs into this situation at various points in her/his career. What's it going to be? Washing dishes? Done it. Carrying boxes and stocking shelves? Done that, too. Driving a cab? Well ... I haven't done that, but I came close once or twice. Then there's Mitch's idea. You might recall how he's been experimenting with gravity. Well, he was musing on how to monetize his new technology, and it struck him that people pay for water, they pay for electricity, they pay for heating fuel ... maybe he could get them to pay for gravity. He's thinking about doing a market test - namely, sending gravity bills to our neighbors. If they don't pay, he would train his anti-grav ray on their houses and claim that their service had been discontinued. That's when the simoleons start rolling in.

Okay, well ... there may be nicer ways to make a living. Like ... I don't know ... playing music, perhaps.