Saint Barnard.

Captain's log, star date May 17, 2019 ... which just happens to be the same as today's "Earth" date. Strange that those two calendars would coincide on this of all days! But no matter.

Yes, Big Green is currently en route to Barnard's star, coming off a successful string of performances on Neptune (5/12) and on the third planetoid in the Proxima system (5/15). Tickets were pretty hard to get, so if you're reading this you probably didn't see either of those shows. Our performances were live-streamed, but given the vast distances from Earth, the stream won't get to terrestrial devices until sometime in late 2027. (That's what passes for "live" on an interstellar tour.)

So ... the Ned Trek Live Springtime Extravaganza Tour 2019 is off to a barn burner of a start, at least according to our publicist. Frankly, between the two of us, I consider any Neptune show I can walk away from a success. When your audience is submerged in a lake of frozen methane, it's a little hard to tell how you're going over. I thought I saw some movement when we played "Two Lines", but it may have been a trick of the light. There's a strange electromagnetic pulse that zaps through the methane, causing a greenish shimmer. I like to think of it as applause, but .... critics may differ.

Next came the Proxima system. We played on Proxima Centauri b, popularly known as Alpha Centauri (AC), the fabled destination of the Space Family Robinson, who took a wrong turn at Pluto and ended up in the worst kind of trouble television has ever seen. It's a consensus among the Big Green crew that the Robinsons weren't missing much when they gave AC a miss. Sure, it's a rocky world, 1.3 times the mass of the Earth, and sure, it is inhabited by little blue space creatures who snap their finger-like appendages in time with the music. Okay, and the accommodations were better than expected. So ... maybe the Robinsons SHOULD have gone there before going back to Switzerland. Who am I to judge?



Right about now I'm sure someone's asking, "How's the ship?" Well .... it's adequate. Mitch Macaphee is somehow keeping it all together, which is a good thing, because Barnard's Star is six light years away and we need to be there on the 20th or we forfeit about 4,000 quatloos. Marvin (my personal robot assistant) thinks the place is inhabited by St. Bernard dogs. He doesn't spell so good. Or think so good.

Spaceward, my friends! Into the breach!