House hunting.
No, man - that's just not acceptable. We have a budget, remember? A very tight budget. We just can't afford something that ostentatious. Perhaps a step or two down from that, like ... like maybe a pole barn. Or a shed.
Oh, hi. Yeah, you've caught us in the midst of the sort of dilemma all bands face at some point in their careers - finding another place to live because the squat-house you've been occupying for twenty years has been taken over by ne'er-do-wells. Don't you just HATE when that happens? It's kind of what we went through back in the late nineties, when we were evicted from our beloved lean-to in Sri Lanka. Oh, the memories. Sad was the day when that thing collapsed. (As a famous cartoonist once put it, it leaned fro. Or perhaps closer to the mark, it leaned-too much.)
So, once again, we are in search of lodgings. Our upstairs neighbors are simply insufferable. And honestly - we're not super picky people. We didn't get our hair in knots over the odd explosion here and there, or the noisy parties, or the constant arrivals and departures at all hours. Then there were the inhuman things they did to Marvin (my personal robot assistant), dressing him up like a farm hand and dropping him out in the courtyard with a pitchfork in his claw. But the final straw was the music, oh the music! They have some kind of song service, and they dialed in the eighties this past week. Seriously, eighties pop radio wafting down from the third floor. I feel like I'm back in my Albany apartment circa 1982, listening to my neighbors cranking out Loverboy crap at two in the morning.
Have we confronted them? Of course. And as you know, I have extensive training in conflict de-escalation, so I was among the first to ascend the stairs to the third floor and politely request a conference with the new occupants. A little later on, as the urgent care nurse was wrapping gauze around my battered forehead, it occurred to me that our approach to this problem may be a little off. Maybe we've been here too long, I thought, rubbing my chin and wincing in pain. Hence the house-hunting project.
We've gone through the local squathouse listings, worked our way through mills and barns, and now we're down to shacks, sheds, huts, and ... well ... brickyards. Yeah, I know - pretty meager, but ANYTHING's better than listening to "Turn Me Loose" one more freaking time.
Oh, hi. Yeah, you've caught us in the midst of the sort of dilemma all bands face at some point in their careers - finding another place to live because the squat-house you've been occupying for twenty years has been taken over by ne'er-do-wells. Don't you just HATE when that happens? It's kind of what we went through back in the late nineties, when we were evicted from our beloved lean-to in Sri Lanka. Oh, the memories. Sad was the day when that thing collapsed. (As a famous cartoonist once put it, it leaned fro. Or perhaps closer to the mark, it leaned-too much.)
So, once again, we are in search of lodgings. Our upstairs neighbors are simply insufferable. And honestly - we're not super picky people. We didn't get our hair in knots over the odd explosion here and there, or the noisy parties, or the constant arrivals and departures at all hours. Then there were the inhuman things they did to Marvin (my personal robot assistant), dressing him up like a farm hand and dropping him out in the courtyard with a pitchfork in his claw. But the final straw was the music, oh the music! They have some kind of song service, and they dialed in the eighties this past week. Seriously, eighties pop radio wafting down from the third floor. I feel like I'm back in my Albany apartment circa 1982, listening to my neighbors cranking out Loverboy crap at two in the morning.
Have we confronted them? Of course. And as you know, I have extensive training in conflict de-escalation, so I was among the first to ascend the stairs to the third floor and politely request a conference with the new occupants. A little later on, as the urgent care nurse was wrapping gauze around my battered forehead, it occurred to me that our approach to this problem may be a little off. Maybe we've been here too long, I thought, rubbing my chin and wincing in pain. Hence the house-hunting project.
We've gone through the local squathouse listings, worked our way through mills and barns, and now we're down to shacks, sheds, huts, and ... well ... brickyards. Yeah, I know - pretty meager, but ANYTHING's better than listening to "Turn Me Loose" one more freaking time.
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