One score years ago.

Well, it's, I don't know, the album's China anniversary. That makes it sound like we're traveling to Beijing. Not that I wouldn't, if luncheon is provided ... but I must be fed, or I remain at home.

Yes, who can believe it, folks ... it's been 20 years since the release of our first album, 2000 Years To Christmas, or at least I think it is. Totally makes sense, in a way. After all, twenty years ago was the year two thousand, so that's when we would have done it, pursuant to our obsession with accuracy. Hah! As if! We dropped the album at some weird ass time to accommodate the disc production schedule. They were taking their time about whittling those CDs. I know it's painstaking work, but really .... six weeks? Outrageous.

Well, our Indonesian sweat shop finally churned out the product, weeks after Christmas. Picture rows and rows of workers, chipping away at blocks of plastic, knocking off everything that doesn't look like a CD, then hand-painting each one with a degree of consistency no man would think possible. Work like that takes time. That's why we don't release a lot of albums here in Big Green land. There simply aren't enough man-hours in the day to produce albums the old-fashioned way ... the way we did it back in 1999.

Damn. Sure doesn't look twenty.

That's actually when this blog started, as some of you may recall. I began doing posts so that people who went to the URL on our album would find something when they got there. We also posted the album on mp3.com, which was a thing back then. There was a whole separate digital release on that platform, simultaneous with the release we did through The Orchard, which included all of the popular ecommerce sites at that time. Needless to say, it was a million seller. (I have a million in my cellar ... ba-dum crash!) 2000 Years To Christmas remains the only album we ever made that actually got reviewed. We're working hard to stay at that impressive level of obscurity. (Hey ... it doesn't happen all by itself.)

So ... happy birthday, 2KY2C! You're almost old enough to drink in New York State.

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